SuSE Sucks Ass

Been using SuSE at work (not my choice) and their support and training are somehow worse than just reading forum posts.

Joke product, idiot support engineers, useless technical managers, incomplete and contradictory documentation, buggy tooling, and a price tag that is more than zero dollars.

Hard to justify in 2003. Joke product in 2023.

Also, Kiwi sucks ass

I’ve been dealing with them for two years in a professional capacity and there hasn’t been a single time where I’ve contacted their support and received an intelligent, useful, direct answer.

So if you like to pay an ass-ton of money and still have to do your own support then I recommend SuSE. If you want a fully functional Linux distro that wasn’t put together by German teenagers and Mormons/morons in Salt Lake City then perhaps look elsewhere.

Still fucking mad about this two and half hours later

I’ve never liked SuSE. I was a Redhat/Slackware/Mandrake/Ubuntu guy back in the day.

Sitting in an opmech with our SuSE Technical Account Manager and some SuSE support engineers. Kill me.